Sports Writers Reaction to Memo

1:(Reading Memo) It has come to our attention that an employee has been found in violation of conduct code 486..
2: Oh! It's a memo about my man
2 + 3: No Homo
1: and in accordance with of sexual harassment policy has been fired.
2 + 3: What!?!
1: Damn.
2: Fired??? Over bathroom sex!?! Where do I file my two weeks?
All: Hahaha
1: I bet it wasn't even bathroom sex
2: Eaahh she's just a prude playin' the victim to get a promotion or file a lawsuit.
3: Ahh, I heard, they got it in, but she's just a niece of an editor who got tight and scrapped him.
1: They couldn't have fired him over nothing, he had to have done something serious.
2: Well, what is this code 486 anyways?
1: It saaays...nothing specific. Just harassment.
3: So dude could've been just there alone droppin a duke and still be found under this ambiguous ass code? We didn't hear for sure about a girl in there with him.
1: According to this...I don't know.
2: Well if he was there by himself, why was he there?
3: I dunno, I'm just sayin' there's no urinals...and he's been here for a while, might have been intentional.
1: Maybe he feels like he belongs there?
2: Men do not belong in women's bathrooms.
3: Maybe he's curious, boy in international relations told me they got couches.
2: Rhino cocks don't need couches.
1: But even rhino cocks need to work.
3: Yea, you're right.