did you hear about the gay guy w got fired?

(gasp)

hold on who got fired. i heard, Phillip, you know the big booty muscle man with the good hair from the second

(oh my god)

walked into the bathroom with his big feet stuffed in stilettos on casual tuesday

(gasp)

in full drag

purple afro

(oh my god)

no no i heard it was full bob with a chinese bang you know like Rihanna but not a symetrical

(gasp)

hold on are you sure

yes i hear he did have time to change before work

(gasp)

his secretary's bosses partner's manager told the girl that he's fucking from the 5th floor

you know the girl with the wide waist told her girl with the thick angles that she fucking from the 4th floor in photography

(oh my god)

you know that room nobody goes to

you know the one with the broken copy machine

(gasp)

she told me she saw him coming from the managers off with mascara coming all down his cheek

(oh my God)

i heard he got kids

(oh my god)