Fashion/gossip group dialogue II

Girl 4 reads/mentions the memo aloud.

All: Oh my God!

Girl 1: What?! He touched a girl?! I thought he was gay!

Girl 2: Girl, he is. I told u I saw him in drag-

Girl 3: No, that was just a disguise in order for him to get to the bathroom to touch that girl.

Girl 1: What girl?

Girl 2: Maybe they were just having sex.

Girl 3: In that bathroom?! Smellin like catfish and piss? The smell after somebody takes a shit

Girl 2 and 3: with the windows closed!

Girl1: Wait, what girl?!

Girl 3: I doubt it. He touched that girl. I remember one time I had on a pencil skirt and he brushed my ass with his fingertips like I didn’t feel his ashy hands on me.

Girl 1: Ashy hands? Last editorial meeting I shook his hand and it felt like he used Johnson & Johnson. I still think he’s gay! Wait, what does a gay penis look like?

Girl 2: Maybe he’s bi. Whatever he is, he shouldn’t be going into our bathroom. We got enough women who don’t wash their hands. We don’t need a man in there to shake and go too. What did the memorandum say again?

Girl 4 read more lines. Highlights “sexual harassment” line.

Girl 1: Wait, I never remember getting a policy book.

Girl 3: I spilled coffee on mine the first day here.

Girl 2: I use mine as a coaster.

Girl 4: I think I may have mine. (She pulls it out).

Girl 3: Why do u carry that thing around like it’s a Bible or something?

Girl 4 ignores the comment. Searches for rule.
Sexual harassment: The making of unwanted and offensive sexual advances or of sexually offensive remarks or acts.

Girl 1: That doesn’t say anything about bathrooms.

Girl 4: Isn’t going into a woman’s bathroom a sexual offense?

Girl: 3: I’d be pissed if I was wiping my coochie and I saw a size 13 crocodile shoe comin at me.

Girl 1: I don’t think he should have gotten fired though.

Girl 4: Would it be a sexual offense if a girl walked into a guy’s bathroom?

Girl 2: They might think that was sexy.