Group: Women who are against a man going into the women's bathroom

(Woman gesturing as if holding a compact mirror and looking at herself. Puts it away when she says "Never had to....)


Before this, I worked blue collar retail and enjoyed my shifts best in the shoe department. Never had to prove myself a woman until I smelled a man in cheap perfume catching up with his partner, a bulge teasing in the middle of his miniskirt
every sentence ending with "GIRL" (Automatically makes a stale face)

(Changes up facial expression to a salesperson 'face') "Welcome to Sherry's Shoe Outlet. My name is _______. May I offer my assistance?

--"Me and my girl here need some strappy sandy brown stilettos in a size 13"

I forced a smile and searched for a size I knew was only made when custom ordered.

(Exhales before speaking) "I'm sorry, SIR, but our women's collection carry only up to size 10" (Emphasizes 'SIR')

Out of frustration, one of them whipped out his compact mirror and applied powder.
Held it just high enough to miss his adam's apple.
Never had to prove myself a woman. I just woke up that way.

And here he was, applying it with make up. Something I don't even wear very often.