Fashion Assignment
We just got our new assignment!
Short haircuts on women becoming a growing new fashion:
So basically baldheads are hot to men these days.
Girl did you hear Solange cut all her hair off?
Beyonce’s sister?
Oh my God!
Bet she Sasha fierce too!
She can rock any hairstyle
No she can’t! WE can rock any hairstyle! Besides, boho chic is in.
And nobody know that best but us!
Round toe stiletto? Do!
Tweet mini skirt? Don’t!
Ruffles? In!
Pleats: Out!
Red lipstick? It was cute……ten years ago!
We are the fashion gurus, the Messiahs, the end all to be all. No, really!
Our fashion squad is so hot, we have Paris Hilton’s personal agent asking where the closest newspaper stand is! They can’t wait to see what we say about them in the morning!
We have dinner parties with Iman, hold interviews with Tyson Bedford, yes, the Tyson Bedford.
Oh my God!
Vera Wang begs us to sit front row at all of her runway shows just to make sure the models pivot just right!
We know best!
Boosting the average from good to glamour,
bringing Hollywood down because the can’t make everything look as good as we do!
We distribute your report cards.
Granny panties? F
Bald heads? A
Tube socks? Eh…C-
This article will be like filing our nails: second nature! Of course bald is the new boho chic! It’s the new boyfriend trouser! The new--
But the story still needs an angle.
No comments:
Post a Comment