Sports Section: Sports Plug

W: Intercepted
D: whats the games plan??
J: *reads the assignment* something bout a football player….
W: fumble… gets concussion
D: RECOVERY! Dancing with the stars?
W & J: Huh.
D: How we gonna tackle this?
J: Well whats the play?
*starts drawing on playboard*
W: We need strong D
J & D: No homo
W: Well ho bout dancing with the stars, he on this season
J: I said no homo
D: yeah, we’ll leave that wide open
J: What if his wife has the details?
D: I’ll stick her
J: huh?
D: what? She’s in my hall of fame!
W: alright boys! Huddle up! Look we’re the returning conference room champs
J: yeah! the other sections are just hot dog vendors and foam fingers
W: they’re only their so men can take their sports section into work
D: they should retire! They couldn’t even follow through with the assist!
J: And look at them! They’re not even in a huddle!
J: Who even reads… world news?
W: this is America!
D: ¡GOL!
J: WHOAH! INSTANT REPLAY
*SLOW*
W:ttttthhhhiiiiiisssss iiiiiisssssss aaaaaaameeeeerrrrriiiiiccccaaaaa
D: ¡GOOOOOOOOOOL!
J: alright, break on three! 1…2…3..
All: break
W: but wait!
D & J: WHAT?!W: Get me an angle!