International News - The Snobby Scene

Eric - Ahh, here we go gentlemen. We've gotten our new assignment: Carnival in Brazil.
Elton - Ah! I took my yatch out there once with my mistress.
Eric & Nat - Ahhh! That sounds very extravagant.
Elton - It was. There's nothing better than moving down the ocean's current, grabbing the sails, owning your manhood, basking in the sun's glory.
Nat - Let us incorporate that into this article.
Eric - Ah! So then we'll write this so well that Our avid readers will sell their shacks to experience this magnificence first-hand.
Nat - Ah! This reminds me of when I wrote the article on the running of the bulls in Spain.
Elton - Oh yes, that was a beautifully written piece.
Nat - At first I wasn't sure it would be, but as the bulls in their glistening splendor... Would you say they galloped or charged?
Eric - They stampeded.
Nat - Precisely, as they proceeded to stampede down the cobbled streets of Granada, a woman was caught in the action and her flailing figure swimming through the air (Eric does wave-like dance motions during this description)
Eric - Yes, truly a tragedy worthy of a Pulitzer.
Elton - The deadline might make capturing Carnival a challenge.
Eric - Don't worry. These dealines never outline the chalky ends to our words. They will be timeless in our print.
Elton - Because we're international news! There will always be a world... a world that needs news....
All - World News!
Nat - The only thing we need now is an angle.
All - Ahhhhh.... (In digression)