Saturday, August 1, 2009

Politics--Scene

All: WE ARE POLITICS!

Jaz: We bring you your news
Ang- Your Booze
Mar+Gi- And give you the fight to choose
All: Mmmmmhhhhhh
Jaz: Between if the Mexicans are really to blame for the swine flu
Ang- If Bush is really smart
Gi- If Obama is really black
Mar- If the war in Iraq is really over oil
All: We stand for LIBERTY and expose all the injustices under the Red, White and Blue
Gi- Under the Oval Office table
Ang/Jaz- We inform you on which drain your tax payers dollars are going down
M-And the next Right you Americans will lose
All-Mmmmmmmhhhhh
GiGi(Really quickly)
Side effects may include:
intellectual disturbia
mental challenges
red diaper babies
prostitution rings
affairs with Monica Luinski
Flip Floppers
Bribery and Blackmail

Jaz- We interrupt all this red hairen with your next headline
Mar- Hey guys check this out Governor McGreery is resigning
Jaz/Ang- REALLY?
Gi- Isnt that the highly liberal governor who promoted same sex partnership and pro choice?
Jaz-Yeah, the same guy who advocated for stem cell research
Mar-New Jersey Governor is resigning after 4 years in office. Explanations of why have yet to be disclosed?
Ang- Hmmmm Which angle should we take on this one????


Wardrobe: Pencil skirts, white button up shirts, blazers and a brooch

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