G3: Girl, take this memo, I’m fixing my mascara (looking into the compact mirror. G1 takes memo)
G1: Wait- this says that the paper is getting accused of homophobia!
All: Oh my god!
G2: Homo-what? I love the homos. They have great style!
G3: Homophobia?! Damn it we work with them all the time! How are they going to accuse US?
G1: yea, I don’t know where they get that idea! Have they even taken a peek at our designers?
G3: All gay, except for that one guy, you know the one with the muscles and that sexy tattoo on his left bicep?
G2: nope, I’m pretty sure he’s gay. My gay-dar beeped hysterically the first time he gave me advice on how to apply my sparkly green eye shadow. The nerve of this man!
G1: Yea and most of our followers are gay. If that was the case, Perez Hilton wouldn’t read us. Our section got a bangin’ review on his blog just last week.
G2: Don’t forget, we got five stars.
G1: We better not lose them.
G3: Ok, then go email him and let him know we, the fashion dynasty, are NOT homophobic. We need to not mess up these ratings!
G1: And if he doesn’t respond,
ALL: OH MY GOD
G4: you really think he do that?
G3: He knows better. We can just throw a spread together, and this fiasco will be over.
G2: Then let’s feature a famous gay designer or mogul.
G4: we just did a feature with Ms. J! I just wrote it. We can’t do one again.
G2: do you have a better idea?
G4: Maybe write an article highlighting our past editions with all the gay brilliance in the fashion world!
G2: Well then start that. I’ll go email Perez.
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