It all started a few months ago when the big heads asked us to go to “a training”
The memo gave us the date, time, location and a warning that if we didn’t show up
We’d lose our job.
They called it the “multicultural training”
and we were all promised that “our voices
are important to the success of the event
but the microphone never got around to us…
it was their token lesbian woman and a bunch of white men in business suits yelling about how we needed to be “more politically correct” the politics department had a field day!
P1: You have absolutely no training as a political analyst, you are hardly qualified to discuss the politics of anything.
P2: You don’t tell a black woman how to not be racist.
P3: Politically correct is not objective,
P4: it’s censorship
Their sassy little asses went fact for fact about this issue and that issue
Even the fact checkers were on Politics side.
F1: Ha! What do you know! The politicians DO do research?
F2: Ooooh, write that article!
and everyone else just sat there doing what they normally did.
S2: So round and plump and juicy and..
S3: Come on man, shoot already!
S2: Trust me, I’d like to!
S3: Dude, the football!
S2: What?
S3: Fumble!
The sports section, We kept score!
World news [smokes pipe]
W1: Gentleman, which one of you has the Turkish tobacco? I could go for a little Euroasia right now.
W2: Euroasia… I believe the ottoman empire fell years ago,
W3: I believe he’s trying to say
W2: that you smoked the last box months ago, right after carnaval!
W1: Blasted importing laws! We need more
W: turks in this office.
Apparently, they’re not big on fair trade
So anyways nobody thought this
This other training would be any different.
But we dragged our diverse asses to it hoping that it wouldn't be the same.
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